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Alyssa Kirk

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Math Jokes

Q: Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept? A: She thought she’d be stung by the b.

Q:What shape is usually waiting for you at Starbucks? A. A line.

 

Science Jokes

Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Q: What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A: A FSH.

 

History Jokes

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hissssstory

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims

 

Homework Jokes

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

What did the dog say to his classmate? “Can I copy your homework, I ate mine.”

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey really have homework on the first day?

 

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