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Knock knock

Who’s there?


Ach who?

Bless you!


What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!


What do you call two birds in love?



Why can’t the melon get married?

He cant-elope.


What do you call two stars fighting?

Star Wars.


What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel?

I’m nuts about you.


Did you hear about the chemist who is reading a book about helium?

She couldn’t put it down.


Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go.


What did the rug say to the floor?

Don’t worry, I got you covered.


What did the valentine’s day card say to the stamp?

Stick with me and you’ll go places


What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator


What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain


What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!


What do you call a computer that sings?



What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy.


What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?


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