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Valentine’s Day Jokes


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Q: What do you call two birds in love?

A: Tweethearts!

 

Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?

A: I’m nuts about you!

 

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts!

 

Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

A: Somebunny loves you!

 

Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

A: Whale you be mine!

 

Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?

A: I love you beary much!

 

Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?

A: You are bee-utiful!

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