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Winter Jokes


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Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?

A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

 

Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

 

Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?

A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”

 

Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?

A: You wake up wet!

 

If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?

A: Snowbows.

 

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

A: I have no eye deer.

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